Honestly. Did you think that the government would pass up the opportunity to capture and experiment on such an interesting specimen? Those aren't bullets, they're Black Ops stun rounds. You collapse on the ground, twitching uncontrollably, but still alive.
Meanwhile, a short distance away, I am beaten to death by an unruly mob of Star Trek cosplayers. Why, why, WHY did I choose to wear a red turtleneck today?