Waterbearman - blessed with the ability of uncontrollably going into a million year long stasis whenever he is threatened. The plus side is he's utterly impervious to everything, even the cold, airless vacuum of space.

Stink Power - Release a noxious cloud of gas that incapacitates everything in sight...when you're dead.

That might actually serve you well in a Thanatos Gambit.

EDIT: Plus, superheroes would get to use that kind of power about a million times during the spans of their careers.

The ability to fill out college applications that are automatically rejected by the college.

Good point!

Stickbug Man: Transform into a stick bug. Be forced to wait 48 hours before transforming back. Live in a neighbourhood that lacks trees and has a lot of insect collectors.

That's not a superpower. It's not even an ability. All it requires is a healthy sense of humour.



About the stick bug: that could still come in handy during 48-hour-long infiltration missions. 48 hours in the villain's airducts will teach you a lot.

I see what you did there - "heart is an awesome power"?

Edit: Last idea was kind of lame, even for this thread. Have a better idea:

Hayfever Man - Be able to detect the presence of one thing (dogs, flowers, the supernatural) by sneezing uncontrollably. Gain a +1 modifier if you do not have tissues.

Being on a team and...

...fighting poison ivy.
...fighting any mammal.
...fighting any supernatural.

Most useless superpower ever: Being a man, with the power "Whenever I get nervous, I change my clothes into feminine night-ware of the arousal variety."

Doesn't Know How to Blink Man

The power to keep your eyes open without blinking forever.

Being the only super in the universe and only having the ability to mimic other superheroes' powers