Non Sequitur

DannyTorrance · Feb 17 '12, 3:04am

The ability to judge the merits of a cockroach's soul by licking it.

Orchomenos · Feb 17 '12, 2:46pm

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The ability to see all dust particles that collect on cutlery specifically.

My mother-in-law has this one.

Carnas · Feb 18 '12, 2:00am

The ability to pick bellybutton lint from other people's bellybuttons.

SingleSyllable · Feb 18 '12, 2:48am

Is that even a superpower?

The ability to accurately match shades of magenta to it's hexadecimal code without any external help.

myrmidon · Feb 18 '12, 9:41pm

the ability to survive at a temperature of absolute zero (but not even a millionth of a degree higher)

DannyTorrance · Feb 18 '12, 10:15pm

The ability to change the color of ink in ballpoint pens from black to blue.

Eternal · Feb 22 '12, 5:54am

The ability to take one step forward and one step backward at the same time.

NM020110 · Feb 22 '12, 10:59pm

The ability to create useless superpowers...

Camulus · Feb 23 '12, 1:49pm

The ability to disconnect and reattach your nose.

Ghant · Feb 23 '12, 10:45pm

The ability not to melt snow with your body heat.

The Most Useless Superpower