Magnolia hadn't heard Oleg very well, either, and added, "Escaticts is treatable with a good leeching and avoiding bathing for a few weeks."
"So our friends left, eh? Guess they were not much of our friends. Pity, I rather liked that one guy, and the girl was sort of nice. Kind of like friends in school, they all leave when things go a bit rough." Magnolia does seem a bit sad, and the best cure for sadness is drinking until Oleg kicks them out again.
In fact, he says to Skapti, "Let's drink until we can drink no more, and eat bacon until our aromas smell of happiness, or until Oleg kicks us out again."
Str 10, Dex 16, Con 14, Int 23 (25), Wis 6, Cha 14, Spd 20 ft. Feats Augment Summoning, Craft Wondrous Item, Rogue Weapon Proficiences, Rogue Armor Proficiencies, Scribe Scroll, Spell Focus: Conjuration, Superior Summoning, Wizard Weapon Proficiencies Traits Fast-Talker, Rostlander Skills Appraise +11, Bluff +18, Craft (tattoo) +15, Diplomacy +10, Disable Device +11, Escape Artist +7, Fly +11, Handle Animal +7, Knowledge (arcana) +15, Knowledge (dungeoneering) +11, Knowledge (engineering) +11, Knowledge (geography) +11, Knowledge (history) +11, Knowledge (local) +11, Knowledge (nature) +11, Knowledge (nobility) +11, Knowledge (planes) +11, Knowledge (religion) +11, Linguistics +15, Perception +6, Ride +4, Sense Motive +6, Sleight of Hand +7, Spellcraft +15, Stealth +11, Use Magic Device +10 Languages Abyssal, Aquan, Auran, Boggard, Common, Daemonic, Draconic, Elven, Goblin, Halfling, Ignan, Infernal, Terran, Undercommon
WIZARD CONJURER
Familiar: +3 Bluff and Alertness. May deliver touch spells. Empathic link. Shared spells. Speak with Familiar. Opposition Schools: Divination and Enchantment- Must spend 2 slots to cast spells from opposed schools. Acid Dart (10/day) (Su) 30' Ranged touch attack deals 1d6+2 Acid damage. Augment Summoning Summoned creatures have +4 to Strength and Constitution. Spell Focus: Conjuration Spells from one school of magic have +1 to their save DC. Superior Summoning When summoning more than one creature, summon an extra one Summoner's Charm (+2r) (Su) Increase duration of summoning spells by 1/2 level (permanent at 20).
ROGUE CHARLATAN
Evasion (Ex) If you succeed at a Reflex save for half damage, you take none instead. Major Magic (Vanish) (2/day) (Sp) 1st-level spell becomes a Spell Like ability Minor Magic (Ghost Sound) (3/day) (Sp) A Cantrip becomes a Spell Like ability Natural Born Liar (Ex) Creatures deceived by Bluff check take a -2 penalty vs your Bluff checks for 24 hours. Rumormonger (2/week) (Ex) Use Bluff to spread a rumor through a community. Sneak Attack +3d6 +3d6 damage if you flank your target or your target is flat-footed. Uncanny Dodge (Ex) Retain Dex bonus to AC when flat-footed.
AC 19, touch 15, flat-footed 16 . . (+3 Dex, +2 size, +4 natural) Hit Points 20 (1d8-1) Fort +1, Ref +5, Will +5 CMD 10 (can't be tripped)
OFFENSE
Base Atk +2; CMB +3; Melee Bite (Snake, Viper) +7 (1d2-3/x2) Special Attacks Poison: Bite—Injury (DC 9)
STATISTICS
Str 4, Dex 17, Con 8, Int 8, Wis 13, Cha 2, Speed 20 ft., Climbing (20 feet), Swimming (20 feet)
Henry
Male Donkey, NN Medium Animal Init +1; Senses Low-Light Vision, Scent; Perception +5 DEFENSE
AC 11, touch 11, flat-footed 10 . . (+1 Dex) Hit Points 13 (2d8+4) Fort +5 (+4 vs. suffocation or hot or cold environments), Ref +4, Will +0 CMD 13 (17 vs. Trip)
Skapti ponders this, but not for very long. "OK! Skapti plan do that already... better with friend! True friend, not fair weather... Horny Man is bad weather. Only thing Skapti can trust is bad weather."
Dog, aware that the drinking and feasting is about to begin, begins to howl for his ale. Skapti jumps onto the bench and pounds on the table. "Bring the booze! Dog is thirsty! And Horny Man and Skapti!"
Skapti Kneereaver
Male CN Brutal Halfling Werebear (Hybrid Form) Barbarian//Inquisitor Level 4, Init +6, Perception +12, Low-light Vision, Hero Points 2 DEFENSES HP 57/57, DR 5/silver or 2/- SR 15 AC 29, Touch 15, Flat-footed 24 (+6 Armor, +3 Dex, +2 Dodge, +8 Natural) Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +7 (+2 vs. fear, +2 vs. effects from items) OFFENSE Speed 15' Melee +1 Greatsword +11 [+11] (1d10+9 [1d10+19], 19-20/x2) Natural 2 claws +10 [+10] (1d6+6 [1d6+12] plus grab), bite +10 (1d6+6 [1d6+12]) Ranged Chakram +8 (1d8+6, x2) [30' range] STATISTICS Abilities Str 20[23], Dex 16, Con 18[19], Int 8, Wis 14, Cha 6 Base Attack Bonus 4, CMB +10, CMD 25 Feats Power Attack, Boon Companion Skills Acrobatics +4, Handle Animal +3, Intimidate +7, Perception +12, Ride +7, Stealth +10, Survival +7(+9 Track) Languages Common, Halfling CLASS ABILITIES
Barbarian [Invulnerable Rager/Urban Barbarian] Crowd Control +1 attack/AC when adjacent to two or more enemies. Extreme Endurance (Hot) - As endure elements. Fire resistance 0 (+1 per 3 lvls past 3) Controlled Rage [13 rounds/day] +4Str. Fatigued for 2*(rounds spent in rage)
Superstition +3 vs spells/SLAs/Supernatural Abilities (2+1/4lvls)
Witch Hunter +2 damage vs. enemies with spells or SLAs (1+1/4lvls)
Inquisitor [Iconoclast/Preacher/Skirmisher] Shake Effects +2 vs. effects from items Detect Magic At will Track +2 Cunning Initiative +Wis to init Domain Animal [Feather]
Eyes of the Hawk +2 (1/2 lvl) to Perception. +2 Init when acting in surprise round.
Animal Companion lvl-3
Judgement [2/day] Swift action to activate, Swift action to change. Pick any one.
Destruction +2 damage
Healing Fast Healing 2
Justice +1 to attack rolls
Protection +1 AC
Purity +1 on all Saving Throws
Resistance Energy Resistance 4 (pick one: acid, cold, electricity, fire, or sonic)
Smiting Weapon as magic to bypass DR
Determination [2/day] Free action
Aggression Reroll attack roll, must take result
Defense Immediate Action +4 AC
Warning Force reroll of attack against ally
Hunter's Tricks [5/day] (Useable Inquis lvl + WIS times per day. 1 ability at first +1/3 levels)
Sic 'Em Swift Action, Animal Companion makes one melee attack against adjacent creature
Tangling Strike Free Action, If next attack hits, opponent is entangled.
Dog
Male N Animal (Riding Dog) Init +3, Perception +5, low-light vision, scent DEFENSES HP 40/40 AC 22, Touch 14, Flat-footed 18 (+4 Armor, +3 Dex, +1 Dodge, +4 Natural) Fort +7, Ref +7, Will +4 Defensive Abilities Evasion OFFENSE Speed 40' Melee Bite +8 (1d6+6 plus trip, x2) STATISTICS Abilities Str 18, Dex 16, Con 17, Int 3, Wis 12, Cha 6 Base Attack Bonus 3, CMB +7 (+8 Trip with Bite), CMD 20 Feats Weapon Focus(Bite), Iron Will Skills Acrobatics +8, Perception +5, Stealth +7 Racial Modifiers +4 Acrobatics when jumping, +4 Survival when tracking by scent SPECIAL ABILITIES Link Handle as Free Action, Push as Move Action. Master gets +4 on Handle Animal checks. Evasion Save vs. Reflex for 1/2 damage = No damage
Jet
Male N Diminutive Scientific Pet Rock Init -999, Perception -999 DEFENSES HP 25/25 Hardness 9 AC 18, Touch 10, Flat-footed 18 (+8 Size) Fort/Ref/Will 2+1/2 CL SQ Neat
[2/13r] Rage
[1/2] Judgement
[0/2] Determination
[1/5] Hunter's Tricks
[0/50] Stick of Feel Better Soon(Infernal Healing), For Horny Man to use.
As if summoned Bekkel limps through the front gate, "Is that it! yees it's Tuskgutter's head! haha! take that you beast!" he joyfully kicks the animal "this is wonderful! who killed the best?" he asks looking around, finding no one to thank, he looks past you and asks Oleg "Oleg do you know who finally killed this beast I have a lot of thanking to do!"
Magnolia dryly replies, "Um, the two of us standing here carrying a huge amount of bacon and pork chops. We killed him." He frowns for a second before saying, to no one in particular, "I kinda feel insulted by that." He purses his lips and looks back at Bekkel.
Str 10, Dex 16, Con 14, Int 23 (25), Wis 6, Cha 14, Spd 20 ft. Feats Augment Summoning, Craft Wondrous Item, Rogue Weapon Proficiences, Rogue Armor Proficiencies, Scribe Scroll, Spell Focus: Conjuration, Superior Summoning, Wizard Weapon Proficiencies Traits Fast-Talker, Rostlander Skills Appraise +11, Bluff +18, Craft (tattoo) +15, Diplomacy +10, Disable Device +11, Escape Artist +7, Fly +11, Handle Animal +7, Knowledge (arcana) +15, Knowledge (dungeoneering) +11, Knowledge (engineering) +11, Knowledge (geography) +11, Knowledge (history) +11, Knowledge (local) +11, Knowledge (nature) +11, Knowledge (nobility) +11, Knowledge (planes) +11, Knowledge (religion) +11, Linguistics +15, Perception +6, Ride +4, Sense Motive +6, Sleight of Hand +7, Spellcraft +15, Stealth +11, Use Magic Device +10 Languages Abyssal, Aquan, Auran, Boggard, Common, Daemonic, Draconic, Elven, Goblin, Halfling, Ignan, Infernal, Terran, Undercommon
WIZARD CONJURER
Familiar: +3 Bluff and Alertness. May deliver touch spells. Empathic link. Shared spells. Speak with Familiar. Opposition Schools: Divination and Enchantment- Must spend 2 slots to cast spells from opposed schools. Acid Dart (10/day) (Su) 30' Ranged touch attack deals 1d6+2 Acid damage. Augment Summoning Summoned creatures have +4 to Strength and Constitution. Spell Focus: Conjuration Spells from one school of magic have +1 to their save DC. Superior Summoning When summoning more than one creature, summon an extra one Summoner's Charm (+2r) (Su) Increase duration of summoning spells by 1/2 level (permanent at 20).
ROGUE CHARLATAN
Evasion (Ex) If you succeed at a Reflex save for half damage, you take none instead. Major Magic (Vanish) (2/day) (Sp) 1st-level spell becomes a Spell Like ability Minor Magic (Ghost Sound) (3/day) (Sp) A Cantrip becomes a Spell Like ability Natural Born Liar (Ex) Creatures deceived by Bluff check take a -2 penalty vs your Bluff checks for 24 hours. Rumormonger (2/week) (Ex) Use Bluff to spread a rumor through a community. Sneak Attack +3d6 +3d6 damage if you flank your target or your target is flat-footed. Uncanny Dodge (Ex) Retain Dex bonus to AC when flat-footed.
AC 19, touch 15, flat-footed 16 . . (+3 Dex, +2 size, +4 natural) Hit Points 20 (1d8-1) Fort +1, Ref +5, Will +5 CMD 10 (can't be tripped)
OFFENSE
Base Atk +2; CMB +3; Melee Bite (Snake, Viper) +7 (1d2-3/x2) Special Attacks Poison: Bite—Injury (DC 9)
STATISTICS
Str 4, Dex 17, Con 8, Int 8, Wis 13, Cha 2, Speed 20 ft., Climbing (20 feet), Swimming (20 feet)
Henry
Male Donkey, NN Medium Animal Init +1; Senses Low-Light Vision, Scent; Perception +5 DEFENSE
AC 11, touch 11, flat-footed 10 . . (+1 Dex) Hit Points 13 (2d8+4) Fort +5 (+4 vs. suffocation or hot or cold environments), Ref +4, Will +0 CMD 13 (17 vs. Trip)
"What the!? you two...?" he doesn't seem convinced yet "I mean... did you find him dead or something? this was one though pig, I mean, seriously?" he asks.
Magnolia's hackles get up as he replies, "Sir, I am a wizzzzeScientist! This pig was easily felled by applying the rules of the cosmic universe. To wit, a swift application of a halflings greatsword levered against a follow through from a sharp, pointy, stick."
He really wants to say something meaner, but he's going to see if the man believes him now.
Str 10, Dex 16, Con 14, Int 23 (25), Wis 6, Cha 14, Spd 20 ft. Feats Augment Summoning, Craft Wondrous Item, Rogue Weapon Proficiences, Rogue Armor Proficiencies, Scribe Scroll, Spell Focus: Conjuration, Superior Summoning, Wizard Weapon Proficiencies Traits Fast-Talker, Rostlander Skills Appraise +11, Bluff +18, Craft (tattoo) +15, Diplomacy +10, Disable Device +11, Escape Artist +7, Fly +11, Handle Animal +7, Knowledge (arcana) +15, Knowledge (dungeoneering) +11, Knowledge (engineering) +11, Knowledge (geography) +11, Knowledge (history) +11, Knowledge (local) +11, Knowledge (nature) +11, Knowledge (nobility) +11, Knowledge (planes) +11, Knowledge (religion) +11, Linguistics +15, Perception +6, Ride +4, Sense Motive +6, Sleight of Hand +7, Spellcraft +15, Stealth +11, Use Magic Device +10 Languages Abyssal, Aquan, Auran, Boggard, Common, Daemonic, Draconic, Elven, Goblin, Halfling, Ignan, Infernal, Terran, Undercommon
WIZARD CONJURER
Familiar: +3 Bluff and Alertness. May deliver touch spells. Empathic link. Shared spells. Speak with Familiar. Opposition Schools: Divination and Enchantment- Must spend 2 slots to cast spells from opposed schools. Acid Dart (10/day) (Su) 30' Ranged touch attack deals 1d6+2 Acid damage. Augment Summoning Summoned creatures have +4 to Strength and Constitution. Spell Focus: Conjuration Spells from one school of magic have +1 to their save DC. Superior Summoning When summoning more than one creature, summon an extra one Summoner's Charm (+2r) (Su) Increase duration of summoning spells by 1/2 level (permanent at 20).
ROGUE CHARLATAN
Evasion (Ex) If you succeed at a Reflex save for half damage, you take none instead. Major Magic (Vanish) (2/day) (Sp) 1st-level spell becomes a Spell Like ability Minor Magic (Ghost Sound) (3/day) (Sp) A Cantrip becomes a Spell Like ability Natural Born Liar (Ex) Creatures deceived by Bluff check take a -2 penalty vs your Bluff checks for 24 hours. Rumormonger (2/week) (Ex) Use Bluff to spread a rumor through a community. Sneak Attack +3d6 +3d6 damage if you flank your target or your target is flat-footed. Uncanny Dodge (Ex) Retain Dex bonus to AC when flat-footed.
AC 19, touch 15, flat-footed 16 . . (+3 Dex, +2 size, +4 natural) Hit Points 20 (1d8-1) Fort +1, Ref +5, Will +5 CMD 10 (can't be tripped)
OFFENSE
Base Atk +2; CMB +3; Melee Bite (Snake, Viper) +7 (1d2-3/x2) Special Attacks Poison: Bite—Injury (DC 9)
STATISTICS
Str 4, Dex 17, Con 8, Int 8, Wis 13, Cha 2, Speed 20 ft., Climbing (20 feet), Swimming (20 feet)
Henry
Male Donkey, NN Medium Animal Init +1; Senses Low-Light Vision, Scent; Perception +5 DEFENSE
AC 11, touch 11, flat-footed 10 . . (+1 Dex) Hit Points 13 (2d8+4) Fort +5 (+4 vs. suffocation or hot or cold environments), Ref +4, Will +0 CMD 13 (17 vs. Trip)
"Really? I mean geez, no offense but you don't look the type" he looks at Skapti "neither of you, but I'm not one to back down on rewards handing no siree, I'm just glad this pork is gonna be roast!"
Magnolia feels mollified. "Thank you. Now let's eat pig and drink until we're blue."
That night, Magnolia proceeds to do just thank, drinking and eating bacon until, at some point, he passes out in the water trough for the horses (and donkey). Henry is kind enough to pull him out before he drowns.
Str 10, Dex 16, Con 14, Int 23 (25), Wis 6, Cha 14, Spd 20 ft. Feats Augment Summoning, Craft Wondrous Item, Rogue Weapon Proficiences, Rogue Armor Proficiencies, Scribe Scroll, Spell Focus: Conjuration, Superior Summoning, Wizard Weapon Proficiencies Traits Fast-Talker, Rostlander Skills Appraise +11, Bluff +18, Craft (tattoo) +15, Diplomacy +10, Disable Device +11, Escape Artist +7, Fly +11, Handle Animal +7, Knowledge (arcana) +15, Knowledge (dungeoneering) +11, Knowledge (engineering) +11, Knowledge (geography) +11, Knowledge (history) +11, Knowledge (local) +11, Knowledge (nature) +11, Knowledge (nobility) +11, Knowledge (planes) +11, Knowledge (religion) +11, Linguistics +15, Perception +6, Ride +4, Sense Motive +6, Sleight of Hand +7, Spellcraft +15, Stealth +11, Use Magic Device +10 Languages Abyssal, Aquan, Auran, Boggard, Common, Daemonic, Draconic, Elven, Goblin, Halfling, Ignan, Infernal, Terran, Undercommon
WIZARD CONJURER
Familiar: +3 Bluff and Alertness. May deliver touch spells. Empathic link. Shared spells. Speak with Familiar. Opposition Schools: Divination and Enchantment- Must spend 2 slots to cast spells from opposed schools. Acid Dart (10/day) (Su) 30' Ranged touch attack deals 1d6+2 Acid damage. Augment Summoning Summoned creatures have +4 to Strength and Constitution. Spell Focus: Conjuration Spells from one school of magic have +1 to their save DC. Superior Summoning When summoning more than one creature, summon an extra one Summoner's Charm (+2r) (Su) Increase duration of summoning spells by 1/2 level (permanent at 20).
ROGUE CHARLATAN
Evasion (Ex) If you succeed at a Reflex save for half damage, you take none instead. Major Magic (Vanish) (2/day) (Sp) 1st-level spell becomes a Spell Like ability Minor Magic (Ghost Sound) (3/day) (Sp) A Cantrip becomes a Spell Like ability Natural Born Liar (Ex) Creatures deceived by Bluff check take a -2 penalty vs your Bluff checks for 24 hours. Rumormonger (2/week) (Ex) Use Bluff to spread a rumor through a community. Sneak Attack +3d6 +3d6 damage if you flank your target or your target is flat-footed. Uncanny Dodge (Ex) Retain Dex bonus to AC when flat-footed.
AC 19, touch 15, flat-footed 16 . . (+3 Dex, +2 size, +4 natural) Hit Points 20 (1d8-1) Fort +1, Ref +5, Will +5 CMD 10 (can't be tripped)
OFFENSE
Base Atk +2; CMB +3; Melee Bite (Snake, Viper) +7 (1d2-3/x2) Special Attacks Poison: Bite—Injury (DC 9)
STATISTICS
Str 4, Dex 17, Con 8, Int 8, Wis 13, Cha 2, Speed 20 ft., Climbing (20 feet), Swimming (20 feet)
Henry
Male Donkey, NN Medium Animal Init +1; Senses Low-Light Vision, Scent; Perception +5 DEFENSE
AC 11, touch 11, flat-footed 10 . . (+1 Dex) Hit Points 13 (2d8+4) Fort +5 (+4 vs. suffocation or hot or cold environments), Ref +4, Will +0 CMD 13 (17 vs. Trip)