How many wives does Garesh have and what are their names?

The blue banana.

What is a different word for the European backbone?

9,5, if you don't count the black camel.

How many legs do the one legged camel driver and his team have?

the square root of PI.

what do you get if you put a pie made out of roots into a square?

A d20 (Come on, I want to see the craziest question possible here)

What's the best substitute for ball bearings in an engine, if you're in a pinch for a short ride?

Copious quantities of dihydrogen monoxide

What is your preferred way to die?

everywhere and nowhere

Where might I experience Zen?

The notes for which they are noted are not musical notes.

What's the nicest thing anyone ever said about the Spice Girls?

Avocado and Avogadro

what are the names of the Avo brothers?

Page 146, line 32, word 16.

What did the Insectile Half Dragon Half Goristo Were Bear Blade Rager troll guard?