Fellow hu-man, who is like myself obviously not a cat in disguise (for who would ever think of such a nonsensical thing), what are your hu-man thoughts on the foul canine and noble feline races?

The burning rate and enthalpy of reaction of black powder by percentage of sulfur.

What data are necessary to develop a graph of problems solved, by percentage, plotted against the size of explosion, measured by the net energy release of materials consumed in the generation of said explosion?

Wheel of Fortune!

What is the favorite show of soldiers of fortune?

1.21 gigawatts!

How much solar power hits a 223 acre section of the earth on average?

polytetraflourethalene

What was used in the Manhattan Project as a piping lubricant?

James Wilkinson

Who's your daddy?

Extra Big Ass Fries!

What is the favorite side in the drive-thru at McRectum's?

Cat Grease

In 101 ways to skin a cat, what is te primary biproduct of the 74th method?

(Teflon was used as pipe lubricant in the manhatten project?)

non-cubit zirconium

What do you think this ring is made of?

Herman Cain

Ma'am, who did you say had sexually harassed you?

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