428) When I play a Bard and use my Inspire Courage ability, I am not allowed to play any song unless it is suitably epic.
429) When my Bard uses his Incite Riot spell, he is not allowed to play any song besides "Riot" by Three Days Grace.
430) When my Bard uses Inspire Courage to help an ally with his Craft (Construction) check, he is not BY ANY MEANS allowed to sing "Can we build it? Yes we can!"
431) When our party is on a ship of any kind, whether it be on air, land, or water, my Bard is not allowed to sing "I'm On A Boat".
432) You know what, let's just cross each and every Lonely Island song off the list.