734. I am not allowed to brew decaf for our all-night gaming session, even if I'm convinced that they nobody can tell the difference.
735. When I am DMing a live session, I am not allowed to send whole plot in a new direction (spontaneously) while under the influence of sleep deprivation, caffeine, cold medicine, the 'crash' after working on my dissertation all day, or any combination of those factors. (Don't allow me to make any major life decisions then, either.)
736. When I'm playing a bard, I'm not allowed to go over to a piano or keyboard and start playing it when I use Bardic Music. (Just because my character has ranks in the Perform skill, it doesn't mean that I do.)
737. I'm not allowed to justify my performance by taking the "Sickening Sonata" feat. (Neither am I allowed to justify taking the "Sickening Sonata" feat by my performance.)