Cafe Alpha

Take your time, Wise one.

Sorry for the delay. I was kidnapped by an elite team of commie mutant commandos. I was force to rescue myself when my own troubleshooters failed to rescue me. Your treason has been noted.

Must have been a girl

My apologies, oh great UV. The same group of commies also kidnapped me (though elite commandos were not required for someone of my level. Instead it was a troop of boy scouts armed with song books). My failure to rescue myself so I could rescue you is inexcusable, though I can report that no scouts survived my escape.

There must be some commie conspiracy, for I was forced by them yesterday to perform against my will an exam on the history of sector ARG! Not to worry, I failed that exam -- on purpose!

I am loved by Computer who gifted me with new winter boots and dresses

Oh! Oh! I got my name day-cycle last week, and scored lots of things, such as a 5 liter steel barrel of "beer", all the way from the GER sector!

Ha ha Kuzco, thats great. I just needed new clothes.

What is this steel Be-ar you speak of?! Are we being invaded by commie controlled bots?!

Battle stations! BATTLE STATIONS I SAY!!!

We shall invade GER Sector and leave no survivors!

How many credits does the card have? Or do we assume it has enough for the suggested items?