I'm atreusAbnegated! Long time rollplayer and favorer of silly things, it's a pleasure to join the community.

Hi there Knight of Space. Welcome to the weave. Watch out for the Reaper. He likes to hang out in this forum and might take umbrage to the life form comment. Or maybe not. Try out the cupcakes. I am told that they are delicious.

No don't! Someone poisoned them!

Well anyway as long as you don't accept anything from the reaper you should live long enough.

Dare I ask who or what this Reaper is?

You may know him better as Death...
Friendly chap, he GMs about 86 games, and he and his friend hand out cupcakes. Cupcakes that will KILL you!!

Oh yeah, Welcome Aboard Atreus. I hope you enjoy your stay.

No! My cupcakes won't kill you, unless they make your taste buds explode! :3 they're amazing. Ask Vox. *points to the doorman who is sitting on the floor eating hordes of cupcakes, and is clearly not dead* Here, try one . *Hands you cupcake*

Looking at the doorman, you get an unshakeable feeling of apprehension...

Who is this Voxandu character and why is he implying that s/he's Darth Vader?

Nah, he was implying that compared to him, Darth Vader is a beauty.

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