LET'S GET READY TO RRRRRRUMMMMMBLE!!!!!!
The purpose of this stupid game is to put a beatdown on the poster above you. Kicks, punches, weapons, finishing moves (why do I hear Mortal Kombat all of a sudden?)...you describe it, it happens! Well, in a fantasy-it's-a-simple-forum-game kind of way. As an example, I'm posting right now. The next poster would say something like:
KERIM: Before Scarecrow71 can get the first sentence out, I waltz in through the front door and blast him with my pair of 9 mm semi-automatic pistols, spraying his blood all over the wall.
Then the next poster would be all like:
TANANARI: And when that's done, I pick up Kerim and feed him to Cthulu!
You get the idea. Now, as Mills Lane would say...
Let's get it on!