Shoot, you want fair? I'm not getting married at all. Other people shouldn't get the benefits of marriage because it's unfair to me.
It still amazes me that the kneejerk crowd opposes gay marriage. I'm a devout Christian and I personally believe gay marriage is a sin. Thus, I'm not going to marry a dude. This being a free country (and Christianity itself being a religion wherein freedom of choice and free will is a major tenet of the belief system, to the point that God would rather you have free will in hell than all of us be slaves in heaven) it boggles my mind that people still insist the standards of one religion be applied to everyone in the secular realm.