So... is that a bad pickup idea... or...?
Keep to the concept of the thread and tell us some bad pickup lines!
Oh, haha, that reminds me of this ridiculous story with two girls I came upon tanning at the beach. My flirt-ray was on wide-dispersal and I was basically flirting with both of them pretty well, and when I was about to leave and asked for phone numbers, they went, "Wait, we're confused, which one of us are you hitting on?" I didn't know! I just kind of assumed both? What's wrong with having both? Both were pretty, so I picked the one who skied, but she already had a boyfriend.
The other looked kind of disappointed, but I couldn't change my mind at that point, have her feel like a second choice. There must have been a better way of handling that. I should have just said, "Both!"
Bad pickup lines:
"You look like my future wife!" (Ugh! People actually use these.)
"Are your pants mirrored? Because I see myself in them."
"You look like you could help me! I'm trying to collect the full set of STDs!"
Pretending to care about politics to impress activist girls.
Going to "Revoke women's rights!" rallies to impress activist girls.