Here are some other quotes from games past in Farland. If you know a bit about the characters they might be funnier. Go to my site and read the write-up on them. Just search for their names.
One in the same vein:
Malcall: "I set the bodies of the 20 dead orcs on fire."
Ragnor: "Excuse me there wonder-boy, but they died from a fireball..."
Some more:
Malcall trying to make small talk when a guest comes to visit the heroes' mansion:
Malcall: "Ur... uh... nice weather we having. Umm... you like... um... things? Malcall not good at this. Ummm... you like... um... food?"
Next one:
Bartarius: "Whew, Rolindor, that was close. That evil wizard tried to polymorph us both into female house cats."
Rolindor: "Man, that is evil. You would think he would have had the common decency to leave one of us male... if you get my drift."
The woes of d20:
Tharivol (speaking as a free action): "Malcall, come here quickly!"
Malcall: "I can't. It's not my turn."
from a game not in Farland:
Gavin: "We are looking for.... um..... Otto, help me out here."
Otto: "Joe?"
Gavin:"Passage. Across the bay, Otto you moron."
Sailor: "I can give you passage."
Gavin: "Fine. What's your name."
Sailor: "Joseph."
Devlyn: "So we were looking for Joe."
And finally, one from the real world:
Brad V. was playing pool and having a couple of beers with friends. Involved in a conversation, when his turn came around he inadvertantly blurted out, "is it my attack?"
Talk about distinguishing reality from fantasy!
I loved it.
Funny