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World of Farland

A world conquered by evil and ruled by the Lords of Sin; A unique campaign setting designed to be used with D&D 4th Edition.


Malcalls gift

   
Malcall's Gift to you.


After 14 years of playing D&D I finally get a charater to 18th level. I'm glad it was Malcall that did it. Malcall on 8/27/00- HP: 58, XP: 35,546. Malcall on 5/1/05- HP:155, XP:153493

Next Malcall will show you what almost five years can get you. I present Malcall's S*it list!!!!!!!


Here you go you asked for it ( or maybe you didn't ) Malcall's Sh*t List.

Orc testicles-15 Harpy breasts-4
Orc toes-4 Harpy fangs-2
Worg testicles-5 Giant snake fang
Orc [#][#][#][#][#]-2 Ĺ Orc barbarian tongue
Worg brains-4 Doppelganger eyes-2
Human eyes-2 Doppelganger fingers-2
Urik fingers-4 Orc heads-5
Urik toes-6 Evil human fingers-3
Urik eyes-13 Kobold ears-2
Urik testicles-10 Phase spider eyeball-3
Fire giant eyes-2 Hillgiant testicles-2
Fire giant teeth-2 Pig eye-1
Fire giant hair-12 Worg eyes-2
Giant fly-1 Worg tongue-2
Evil human testicles-2 Hill giant finger nails
Moldy chesse-1 Hill giant pubic hair-15
Orc eyes-25 Orc hands-2
Orc brains-2 Orc toe nails-12
Orge Magi testicles-2 Ogre [#][#][#][#][#] tits-2
Orge tongue-2 Phase spider fangs-2
Orc feet-4 Frost giant tooth-2
Spider guts- 1.lbs Winter wolf testicles-4
Evil human teeth-5 Winter wolf hair-15
Worg claws-7 Frost giant hair-15
Worg teeth-4 Winter wolf [#][#][#][#][#]-7
Urik teeth-4 Winter wolf fangs-20
Marin head Winter wolf lungs-2
Gibbering hands-2 Winter wolf teeth-3
Gibbering eyes-3
Manicore testicles-2
Ghast hair-14
Ghast arms-3



Special Items:

Roloe head Fang from the Blue dragon Skywing
Giant sized dice Head of the Black dragon Onyx the Defiler
Tooth of Pauly Head of Bolg-Gatha
White flag of the Lord of Lust
Ismailís head
Bartarius pinky


Congrads on level 18 Malcall. Rarely is any player in a campaign long enough to get that high a level.

Anyway, maybe Malcall should open up a spell component shop. It be good way to make some money of of your "stuff".


Congrads on level 18 Malcall. Rarely is any player in a campaign long enough to get that high a level.

Anyway, maybe Malcall should open up a spell component shop. It be good way to make some money of of your "stuff".


Malcall has sold some of his treasures, but the few coin me get from a toe or a finger not go very far anymore :(




 

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