Raz goes first, growing to a massive height and issuing forth a huge belch. Once the skin on the goblin's face stops flapping, he shakes his head in amazement, a slight smile coming to his face as he struggles to maintain his haughty demeanor.
The Hobgoblin nods at Raz's words, but says nothing to the goblin, instead turning his attention to Joachim and Lorem.
Lorem, unsure of what to do, decides to attempt an acrobatic stunt. Dropping his cumbersome armor to the floor with a *thud*, he moves back, gets a running start, and leaps at Raz.
His jump manages to take him up over the Cleric's frame, and as he handplants off the floor to bring his legs up, his momentum carries him directly into Raz's face, legs first.
Luckily, not only does the agile fighter manage to avoid getting impaled by the spikes of Raz's armor, but he's able to stop himself from flying clear past his "partner."
Unluckily, Lorem also completely fails his attempt to turn right-side up, such that he ends up with his legs curled around Raz's neck, hanging upside down like a monkey, his hair brushing softly against the hard floor.
Joachim, through it all, watches in horror, as both goblin and guard break out in thunderous laughter.