"Brothers, I think we're ready to begin." said a portly black man
"Great. 3, 2 ..."
"Good evening." said he. "My name is Pastor Robert Gracious" Applause. "I am here to tell you about the force of God." More applause. "God has shown Himself to me, and in return, I will show you God!!!!" Cheers this time.
"Now, I will pick the one that God want's me to turn today." His finger spun wildly as he talked in tongues. His finger stopped at a small man sitting near the back. The spotlight settled on him too. "Come down son." Robert said, in a smooth warm voice. The man, walked down with a smile on his face.
"What is your name?" said Robert, tilting his microphone towards the man. "...John." said the man, and the crowd clapped.
"Well John, are you ready to see God?"
"Make me believe it. Are you?!?"
Then Mr. Robert Gracious put his hands over John's eyes, said, "So be it," and John saw God.