Avast! A Tale of Piracy!
Ah, so ye' wish to take part in a tale of high-seas daring and looting, eh? Well, before I see fit te' let ye join me crew, I should set ye straight on a few pointers I expect 'o me hearties. I'll even be so kind as te' say it out in lubber-speak, that ye might better understand wot I'm askin' of ye.
Fair word 'o warning matie; these waters be deep.