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Book of Mis-spells

Teleport Tarp

Not often a useful spell, but really handy at block parties. As long as you haven't been overusing that previous spell.

Restore Lost Memories

Restore Lust Memories

Really only useful after overusing the last two spells. But, are you sure you want to?

Echo of the Void

Echo of the 'Roid

Causes all nearby Amazon digital assistant devices to juice. They're still helpful most of the time, but the way they constantly try to one-up each other over how many pounds they can bench press is infuriating. But even robots need hobbies.

Create Fire Sword

Create Fires Word

Allows you to create new words in the Ignan language. Problem is that you're the only one that knows what the new words mean. So you have to run around trying to make it a fad.



On its next turn, the target completes all its actions in a weird and unusual manner. This doesn't inflict any mechanical penalties, but it looks creepy and everyone now feels rather awkward about what they just saw.

Power Word Heal

Power Word Heel

A less popular version of the infamous Bigby's line of evocations, Power Word Heel creates a translucent foot of force that stomps on foes you specify.

The foot attacks once per round, and its attack bonus equals your caster level + your Intelligence, Wisdom, or Charisma modifier (for a wizard, cleric, or sorcerer, respectively) + 11 for the foot's Strength score (33), -1 for being Large. The foot deals 1d8+11 points of damage on each attack, and any creature struck is subject to a trip attempt using the same bonuses as above.

Battering Blast

Flattering Blast

Fires a beam of flattering energy, capable of turning even the most dignified person into a blustering fool. The blast is so powerful that the caster must make a Charisma Saving Throw, or be affected by the spell as well.

Thorfinn's Forgefire

Thorn Fin Forged Fire

An illusion of the fires of a forge, but the spell can only be cast while underwater.

Wall of Ice

Wall Of Rice

You create a wall of rice on a solid surface within range. You can form it into a hemispherical dome or a sphere with radius of up to 10 feet, or you can shape a flat surface made up of ten 10-foot-square panels. This wall, dome, or sphere is made of eggs, cheese, parsley, pepper, and salt, crafted using boiling water. While it does not offer much in the way of protection, it can satisfy even the largest hunger cravings.

Implacable Pursuer

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