Discord Moments: Daily Meeting Room Chair Condition Meeting

SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 11:38 AM
"Okay everyone, I would like to bring to order this daily meeting on the condition of the meeting room chairs. Rob, could you read the minutes of the last minute to bring us up to date?"
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 11:38 AM
"the chairs were deemed satisfactory."
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 11:39 AM
"Thanks Rob. The floor is now open to discuss the condition of the chairs"
Dingmamon 🔔 - Today at 11:40 AM
“I DEMAND ERGONOMIC REPLAVEMENTS!!!”
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 11:41 AM
opcorn:
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 11:41 AM
Hubert, we've discussed this already. The budget doesn't allow for them.
Also, you don't know what that word means.
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 11:41 AM
mutters from crowd
My chair squeaks.
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 11:42 AM
Could you demonstrate this for the room?
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 11:42 AM
<--- sister in law is an ergonomics specialist for a big company in town.
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 11:43 AM
squeak squeak
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 11:43 AM
<---- became moderately informed through osmosis and constant judgement(edited)
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 11:43 AM
takes notes Thank you Jill, we will have the chair subcommittee investigate this after the meeting(edited)
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 11:44 AM
raises hand Does the committee need a Chairman, because I'll volunteer.
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 11:44 AM
crowd mutters
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 11:45 AM
We elected Jeffory chairman last week, a reelection would require a majority no confidence vote
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 11:45 AM
Is Jeffory even here?
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 11:45 AM
angrily scratches out new title at the top of his legal pad
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 11:46 AM
looks around the room It appears he is abscent from the meeting today
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 11:47 AM
pouts
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 11:47 AM
Did you want to table a no confidence vote Rob?
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 11:47 AM
No thank you, I have a lot on my plate right now.
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 11:48 AM
hushed laughing from crowd
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 11:48 AM
Very well then, are there any other outstanding items to dicuss before we adjurn for the day?
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 11:48 AM
The chair next to me has stuffing coming out
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 11:49 AM
points to all the stuffing in Jill's lap
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 11:50 AM
I may have been helping it
crowd mutters harshly
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 11:50 AM
I have told you before to not hoard the stuffing Jill... this will be cutting into the improvement fund being set aside to placate Hubert
Dingmamon 🔔 - Today at 11:50 AM
Could we look into getting recliners in the break room?
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 11:51 AM
I can put it back
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 11:51 AM
Hubert, you'll have to join the *break room chair condition meeting in half an hour(edited)
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 11:51 AM
starts to shove stuffing back(edited)
Dingmamon 🔔 - Today at 11:51 AM
Ok
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 11:52 AM
crowd groans
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 11:52 AM
Billy, help Jill restuff the chair.. I don't know why you let her empty your chair in the first place
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 11:52 AM
someone's phone rings
I... I think I have the stuffing back in there now.
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 11:52 AM
Okay everyone, I think thats it for todays meeting. See some of you in half an hour for the break room condition meeting
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 11:53 AM
people stand
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 11:53 AM
quickly shuffles out of the room shaking his head
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 11:53 AM
chairs squeak
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Basil_Bottletop - Today at 11:54 AM
remains in his seat I have a trash can location meeting in here before that. Hopefully it won't go long.
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 11:54 AM
Oh those meetings move around a lot
Are you sure this is the right room?
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 11:55 AM
one guy is sitting in the back of the room, clearly asleep
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 11:55 AM
glares at Jill yes, because I head the committee
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 11:55 AM
Just checking. You know, because maybe it would be better moved over there.
points
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 11:56 AM
(why is Rob the office Angela in this scenario...I have no idea)
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 11:56 AM
Corners are good spots for those types of meetings
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 11:56 AM
Joel sticks his head in the room Hey is this the Bring your own chair to work day investigative committee meeting?
Eric 🔧 - Today at 11:56 AM
phone rings Hello, is this the call-in number for the Skype bridge service status meeting?
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 11:57 AM
shoos Colin out of the conference room
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 11:57 AM
No no, we're here for the trash bin relocation meeting!
picks up a trash bin
See!
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 11:57 AM
Oh! Thats over here today?
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 11:57 AM
Yeah I thought it was a strange place too
Eric 🔧 - Today at 11:57 AM
OK, could someone text Tom in Texting and ask him to text me the call-in number? My Skype bridge is broken.
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 11:58 AM
Might be better over there.
points
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 11:58 AM
ignores the opinions of the peanut gallery
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 11:58 AM
Uhhh, someone going to anwser the conferance call?
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 11:58 AM
I'd text Tom in texting if my texting phone was here, but it's at my desk
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 11:58 AM
loads up computer, grabs power point presentation
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 11:59 AM
Are there handouts?
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 11:59 AM
I'd use my texting phone, but I've really got to find the Byoctwdicm, have fun with the relocating meeting
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 11:59 AM
Yes, I emailed them to you this morning
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 11:59 AM
grabs email phone
I don't see them
Did you send them to my new work email?
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 12:00 PM
opens Outlook your name is on the sent...
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:00 PM
a few people shuffle into the room and start sitting down
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:00 PM
But I don't see it!
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 12:00 PM
forwards email
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:01 PM
Oh there it is. Hey why'd you send it twice?
sits in a new chair
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:01 PM
one girl starts chewing on the edge of her hair - the chair squeeks
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:01 PM
crowd slowly quiets down(edited)
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 12:01 PM
Looks like it's after 11, so we can get started.(edited)
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:02 PM
mutters of agreement
chair squeaks
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 12:02 PM
starts 25 minute power point presentation on types of trash cans, and their current location.
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:03 PM
snoring starts from the back
Did anyone pick up that conference call?
Laird Ichofox 🦊 - Today at 12:03 PM
Pokes head in
Did someone order three dozen clowns?
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 12:04 PM
glares at both interruptions
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:04 PM
Three dozen cookies!
Not clowns!
Honestly, who orders clowns for a trash bin meeting
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:04 PM
Sasha picks up the call "Hello? Are you still there?"
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:04 PM
crowd mutters
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 12:05 PM
If we could get back to the slides...
Laird Ichofox 🦊 - Today at 12:05 PM
Honking noises Well, that's awkward. I'll tell them to sod off.
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:05 PM
nods
Laird Ichofox 🦊 - Today at 12:05 PM
leaves
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:05 PM
Everyone listen to Rob please
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:05 PM
sasha is describing her weekend plans with the caller
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:05 PM
There is an important chair meeting after this and we can't waste more time on bins
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:06 PM
snoring from the back of the room continues(edited)
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:06 PM
scribbles notes on scrap paper
Laird Ichofox 🦊 - Today at 12:07 PM
Distant honking
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:07 PM
Rob I think that slide is wrong
There is no type 5 waste bin in that corner. It is a size three lidless.
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 12:07 PM
Would you like to run this meeting Jill?
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:08 PM
No, just think it's worth pointing out
Size three. Lidless.
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 12:08 PM
It's noted.
Moving on
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:08 PM
goes back to notes
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:08 PM
sasha starts describing the color of her new outfit to the caller
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:08 PM
Can someone mute Sasha?(edited)
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 12:09 PM
unplugs phone
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:09 PM
Heey, I was using that Rob
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 12:09 PM
You don't even work here anymore!
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:09 PM
crowd mutters
cough
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:09 PM
Ugh, fiine, I'll use the break rooms phone, they let me stay and chat
stands up in a huff and leaves
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:10 PM
I was listening Rob
whispers to someone nearby I still think this meeting would be better over there.
points
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 12:11 PM
side eyes Sasha as she leaves
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:11 PM
some of the crowd nod with Jill
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:11 PM
Are the cookies here yet?
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:12 PM
hushed complaints from the crowd
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:13 PM
low hum of the HVAC suddenly shuts off, room is eerily silent
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 12:13 PM
concludes the presentation by rapidly clicking through the last 2 dozen slides Fine.
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:13 PM
halfhearted claps
Nicely done Rob
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:13 PM
snoring stops suddenly and the guy joins in the clapping
Laird Ichofox 🦊 - Today at 12:13 PM
Distant shouting What do you mean you can't make cookies? You're a bakery, dangit!(edited)
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:14 PM
Is Hubert here yet, for the break room chair meeting?
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 12:14 PM
collects stacks of paperwork and binders and silently leaves
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:14 PM
Joel comes back in the room, pushing through people leaving
The break room chair meeting is here today isn't it?
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:14 PM
Of course
We're waiting on Hubert
chairs slide out
I heard something about recliners being in budget
whispers but you didn't hear that from me
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:15 PM
Who is heading the meeting Jill?
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:15 PM
I thought it was Hubert(edited)
Landid - Today at 12:16 PM
What is happening
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:16 PM
Hubert?
MrAndrewJ ☕ - Today at 12:16 PM
Plainly, Hubert is late.
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:16 PM
It's your break room chair meeting
Laird Ichofox 🦊 - Today at 12:16 PM
ritual honking Uh, the clowns are doing something in the car park.
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:16 PM
people begin to file in
Dingmamon 🔔 - Today at 12:16 PM
arrives late with a half-eaten donut
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:16 PM
There were donuts?
Dingmamon 🔔 - Today at 12:17 PM
Yeah? In the break room
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:17 PM
I had a croissant in the byoctwdic meeting
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:17 PM
Looks out into the hall Where are the cookies?
Dingmamon 🔔 - Today at 12:17 PM
I think those are in meeting room C
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:17 PM
Man, I missed byoctwdic?!
Laird Ichofox 🦊 - Today at 12:17 PM
I'll go sort the clowns out. leaves, pulling out a machete
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:18 PM
chews on a croissant It was at the same time as the trash location meeting
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:18 PM
The cookies are supposed to be delivered here, not meeting room C
I knew I shouldn't trust the clown college bakery
Dingmamon 🔔 - Today at 12:19 PM
Check with Jim in the delivery department
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:19 PM
Anyway...
sits
Hubert, go ahead
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:19 PM
sticks feet up on an empty chair - it squeaks
Dingmamon 🔔 - Today at 12:19 PM
First order of business, Would someone please read the minutes from last meeting?
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:19 PM
stuffing falls from pockets
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:20 PM
Uh - I was supposed to take minutes last meeting?
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:20 PM
Attendance was taken. We discussed the idea to make a budget for new chairs. It was approved.
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:20 PM
Thanks Jill... wipes forehead
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:21 PM
Break room chair meeting was adjourned, then we had cookies
grumbles Cookies
Dingmamon 🔔 - Today at 12:21 PM
Thank you Jill. Today we will be voting on what type of chairs to use the funding on.
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:21 PM
muttering from the crowd
Laird Ichofox 🦊 - Today at 12:21 PM
Eldritch honking
distantly SOD OFF YE CLOWN DEMONS!
Dingmamon 🔔 - Today at 12:21 PM
I would like to nominate Recliners for the break room
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:21 PM
someone shouts We were told recliners!
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:22 PM
I want to counter nominate lazyboys
Or a good couch
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:22 PM
Perhaps we need a lazyboy subcommittee and a generic recliner subcommittee?
And a couch subcommittee too
To present the pros and cons at the next meeting
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:23 PM
I don't have time for three more subcommittees Jill!
Dingmamon 🔔 - Today at 12:23 PM
Alright, voting will commence now. all for recliners? Say aye(edited)
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:24 PM
Verbal or hands?
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:24 PM
a few mutters in the crowd
No discussion!?
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:24 PM
I thought we would at least discuss the pros and cons!
Laird Ichofox 🦊 - Today at 12:24 PM
Returns, covered in custard Clowns are dealt with.
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:25 PM
nods thanks for taking care of the clowns
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:25 PM
distant honking
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:25 PM
HVAC starts up again
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:26 PM
Couches can be bought in the reclining variety. I think they are the best option.
More different ways to lay down
mutters assent
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:26 PM
I second this motion
Laird Ichofox 🦊 - Today at 12:27 PM
Thirded
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:27 PM
OK Hubert, I guess you were right. Discussion isn't needed.
Dingmamon 🔔 - Today at 12:27 PM
Bangs a squeaky hammer on my desk It is decided then.
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:27 PM
crowd start to talk
Dingmamon 🔔 - Today at 12:27 PM
Reclining Couches for the break room
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:28 PM
chairs squeak as people stand
Dingmamon 🔔 - Today at 12:28 PM
Jim finally arrives with the cookie delivery
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:28 PM
stuffing falls out of Jill's lap
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:28 PM
Oh. My. How did that get there?
Takes a cookie
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:28 PM
Oh cookies! Nice
takes a few
Laird Ichofox 🦊 - Today at 12:29 PM
takes a handful of cookies
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:29 PM
Now that the meeting are done, it's lunch time?
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:29 PM
honking begins eminating from the ducts
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:29 PM
Lunch location meeting?
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:29 PM
points
over there would be perfect
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:30 PM
points
There?
Yeah.
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:30 PM
points
no there
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:30 PM
Oh
OK
I guess
Laird Ichofox 🦊 - Today at 12:31 PM
I gotta get that clown outta the vents again. Then I'm heading off.
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 12:31 PM
fire alarm goes off
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:31 PM
rolls eyes
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:31 PM
Oh rats, I just remembered my mum was picking me up for lunch today - I don't think I can be in attendance.... covers ears because of the alarm
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:31 PM
Who scheduled a fire drill at lunch time?
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 12:31 PM
Rob is suspiciously absent from his office
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:31 PM
Rob?!
You are suspiciously absent from your office!
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:32 PM
Do you smell burnt toast Jill?
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:32 PM
sniffs
Kinda
Is there smoke? Maybe this isn't a drill?
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:32 PM
Oh good, I thought I was having a stroke
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:33 PM
Did Rob try to make toast on the stovetop again?
How many times to we have to tell him....
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:33 PM
Didn't we table that in the stovetop proper use investigative report?
fire truck sirens in the distance
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:34 PM
shrugs
Maybe
He wasn't at the meeting
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:34 PM
Should we exit the building then? I think this might not be a drill
muttering from the crowd
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:35 PM
Where's Rob?
checks break room
Rob?!
We don't think this is a drill
🔨1
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:35 PM
starts shredding paper

Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:35 PM
Oh!
grabs more paper to shred
Looks around
I think it's just us left now
Everyone else got out of the building
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:36 PM
Yes.. yes it is
continues to shred paper
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:36 PM
But these papers... they need to be destroyed
You know...
looks around
If there's a fire anyway...
piles papers into a heap
Takes out lighter
🔥
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:37 PM
But it was part of the fire escape plan! Someone has to shred all eight hundred and ninty...
or that
shrugs
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:38 PM
Quick, pile them on!
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:38 PM
Good enough for me, motion to leave the building?
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:38 PM
🔥🔥🔥
SerakHawk 👑⚔🦆 - Today at 12:38 PM
Motion carried! Let's go!
NEW MESSAGES
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:39 PM
runs for the stairs
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 12:39 PM
.... And scene.
Call me Fate 🔮 - Today at 12:39 PM
:clap:
Basil_Bottletop - Today at 12:39 PM
bows and accepts flowers