Best Character Quotes- now with 50% less context!
As we all know, occasionally a story's context leads to some of the funniest lines. Which may or may not make any sense when out of context.
So here's a thread where we get to share those lovely gems of comedic gold.
Names removed for the sake of protecting the innocent (or possibly just to make it harder to figure out context).
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(He) stops talking, suddenly aware that he has admitted to both watching tentacle porn and playing role-playing games while talking with a cute girl.
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And so it is, that, staring into the danglybits of God, (she) stands slackjawed until long after it is all over.
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"I surrender!" (he) yelped, almost instantly, "I surrender so much. All the surrendering. Doing it right now."
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And those are my contributions for the moment. I'll dig up more over time, I'm sure. But there's the start.
So here's a thread where we get to share those lovely gems of comedic gold.
Names removed for the sake of protecting the innocent (or possibly just to make it harder to figure out context).
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(He) stops talking, suddenly aware that he has admitted to both watching tentacle porn and playing role-playing games while talking with a cute girl.
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And so it is, that, staring into the danglybits of God, (she) stands slackjawed until long after it is all over.
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"I surrender!" (he) yelped, almost instantly, "I surrender so much. All the surrendering. Doing it right now."
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And those are my contributions for the moment. I'll dig up more over time, I'm sure. But there's the start.