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not really a single quote but worthy of a laugh in a way
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ME: *rolls perception check* (rolls a natural one)
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GM: Only one problem with that...
*rolls dice* (survival; rolls a natural one)
Gotta hate crit fails...
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ME; (next post later)
*survival check* (rolls a natural one)
unless disturbed it will be a forced march after some 8 hours....
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GM: Holy crap... Another one... Idk if you'll get this reference, but "That was unprecedented Leo..."
Alright... I'm gonna roll a random chance dice to see what happens. You are being a great sport about these crit fails, btw. And FYI, if you would've passed or chosen the road, you'd have met travelers who would have given you a ride to Arnor... But wandering in the woods... That's quest-worthy... Ish... And by ish I mean not at all... :/ Sorry man. But praying always helps in my games...
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GM: After the entire day, you finally reach a river...
*survival roll* (guess what the number was? you'll never guess it)
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GM: Reroll for goodness sake. Is this dice roller even working!?
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(on the next page...)
*knowledge rolls for both religion and local*
GM: Awesome, you pass on both counts. That is
not being treated as a critical failure.