Non Sequitur

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Best Character Quotes- now with 50% less context!

   
"I kinda want to hug you, but last time I got shanked by Legolas' even more girly cousin."

"WILL THE THINK TANK PLAYER CONTROLLING VENICE PLEASE BE SO KIND AS TO GET OFF THEIR LUNCH BREAK AND FINISH THEIR TURN ALREADY?"

(this part here is only to prevent it from un-capping it since it's all caps in the game)

"Unless you're here because the museum replaced you with a younger mummy, there is no excuse for you. Now, trust me, I understand that a mid-life crisis can be tough, especially after going through as many of them as you have, but could you do us all a favor and stop trying to hook up with college girls?"

"GAH! GIANT FERRETS!"

"CRAP. Everybody, if you see a little cactus guy, stay away! He's an armed, dangerous idiot!"

"The parable of the three blind men examining an elephant comes to mind. Only in our case, we're trying to map the solar system using sense of smell."

"Can I use my bard's perform skill to make the ogre fall asleep? I know ASMR!"




 

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