Non Sequitur

A place for light-hearted forum games and other threads that don't promote discussion.


Book of Mis-spells

   
Audrey: Summons a mean green mother from outer space.


Sticks to Snakes

Stick to Snakes: All surfaces within the area of effect, including living creatures, become adhesive to snakes and snake-like creatures. Treat affected surfaces as though coated in Sovereign Glue for purposes of ophidian adhesion.

Horrid Wilting.

Horrid Willy: Effects unknown. Was rejected from the BoEF.


Flaming Sword.

Foaming Sword: This spell summons to the caster's hand a sword made of wobbly foam. On successful attack, the sword deals 1 point of nonlethal damage and proceeds to spray its target with copious amounts of soapy foam for 1 round, dealing no damage but leaving them oh so squeaky clean.

Beacon of Luck

Please stand by, just got ninja'd.



Beacon of Lock: You conjure a brightly shining ball of light.
Within the light's radius, any doors, chests, boxes, windows, bags, bottles, pouches, barrels, other containers, and et-cetera, become impossible to open.

Enthrall?

Nth Raul: Summons a particular Raul from the hemidemisemiplane where Rauls spawn. Spell fails if only m Rauls are in existence on the plane at the time.

Antipathy.

Antipatty. As Magic Circle. But applies to disks of foodstuffs.


Detect Magic.

Detect Maverick: Use of this spell allows the caster to locate a lost cow/calf or determine when next Maverick will air on TV.

Wish

We Shh: Forces all people within 50 feet to simultaneously say Shh.. Great when at the movies and that guy on the phone wont stop talking.

Evard's Black Tentacles

Evard's Back Tentacles: Causes squidlike tentacles to erupt out of your back; gives you 10(!) tentacle attacks and grants a swim speed equal to your land speed in water.

Form of Doom.




 

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.

Last Database Backup 2017-11-19 09:00:09am local time
Myth-Weavers Status