Non Sequitur

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Simple Truths

   
Simple Truths

1. If you are in a porn parody of Star Wars, you do not want to do a scene with Kit Fisto.

2. If you start a sentence with 'I'm not racist but...' everyone is about to realize that you are racist.

3. Grimace, the McDonald's mascot, is the personification of an emotion (sadness and possibly self-loathing).

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Every character in Winnie the Pooh represents a mental illness. Eeyore is depression, Piglet is anxiety, Tigger is ADHD...

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Originally Posted by Voxanadu View Post
5. All people worship Voxanadu, it's just a matter of acceptance.
6. When it Vox talks about himself as a god like being, the Reverse in nearly always true.

7.1 If the tip of your pet dragon's snout turns light brown, it might be because you're feeding him too many vegetables.

7.2 If your pet dragon's entire muzzle turns light brown, you probably need to find a better hiding place for your chocolate.

7.3 if your pet dragon turns light brown from head to toe, put a fence around your sandpit.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Voxanadu View Post
5. All people worship Voxanadu, it's just a matter of acceptance.
Vox having cancelled a game I was playing in, I wish to officially announce Voxanadu has been stripped of all deificity into perpetuity and is no longer to be worshiped in any way.

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Originally Posted by Michael View Post
Vox having cancelled a game I was playing in, I wish to officially announce Voxanadu has been stripped of all deificity into perpetuity and is no longer to be worshiped in any way.
This, is a perfectly valid and sound argument.

Umm...I think we're up to 9.

9.1: The claim made in the following sentence (9.2) is absolutely false.

9.2: The claim made by the preceding sentence (9.1) is completely true.

9.3: This statement (9.3) is false.

9.4: Assuming that the hypothesis being tested in the above statement (9.3) is 'the sentence (9.3) exists', the argument 'This statement (9.3) is false' is in itself false, constituting a Type I error; the sentence (9.3) should instead read 'This statement (9.3) is true'.




 

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