"It isn't often you find a crime scene with a giant spider-human hybrid, a naked man bleeding on the street, and several cartoon characters standing around."
His poker face was good, but not enough to trump cannibalistic spider mutants.
"Okay, fine! I'm sorry! I'll say hi-yo, Silver from now on. I didn't think know it'd offend you that much. You'd think I was dry-humping the Lincoln Memorial or something!"