Non Sequitur

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"One of these days, someone's going to do a study on how gossip travels so fast. They'll get the Nobel prize. For inventing FTL technology."

"I have to take care of that-which-shall-not-be-named. Which I'm gonna have to find a different name for, because that sounds gross."

"In a perfect world I would steal you, drive you to Canada, and marry you."

"Every time you do that, I picture a piece of paper being crumpled into a ball and tossed at a garbage can, only to bounce off the side. And instead of paper, it's an alternate reality."

"Hey, what have the laws of space and time ever done for me?"

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"He likes his men like he likes his marshmallows: black and flaming."

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"Nobody's gonna notice one more human shaped dent in the sidewalk."

"I wish he'd stop killing himself for comedy."

"Let me translate that from fist to English: you suck."

"It isn't often you find a crime scene with a giant spider-human hybrid, a naked man bleeding on the street, and several cartoon characters standing around."

His poker face was good, but not enough to trump cannibalistic spider mutants.

"Okay, fine! I'm sorry! I'll say hi-yo, Silver from now on. I didn't think know it'd offend you that much. You'd think I was dry-humping the Lincoln Memorial or something!"

"Wait, wait, wait... YOU'RE the hero? I think we can forgo the rescue here, I'm good in this cell. "




 

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