Have You Ever Put Butter On A Pop Tart? - Myth-Weavers


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Have You Ever Put Butter On A Pop Tart?

   
Have You Ever Put Butter On A Pop Tart?


No, I fail to see how butter would provide a significant improvement to frosted cardboard.

Together: Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
It's so frickin' good

Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?

If you haven't then I think you should

Peter: I was sittin' in the kitchen

One day, and I was itchin'

To fill up my belly

With the pipin' hot jelly

Of the best damn treat in the world

Quagmire: He's talkin' Pop Tarts!

Peter: And I saw a stick of butter

And it almost made me shudder

And scream like a baby girl

Together: I don't want a giant redacted

Or a rocket ship to Venus

I don't want to win the lottery

I just want to squat and gobble

'Til I'm dizzy and I wobble

In a butter, fruit and dough tart dream

So I put butter on a Pop Tart

It was so freakin' good

Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?

If you haven't then I think you should

Quagmire: Everybody come along with us!

Together:: Have you ever put butter on a...

Audience: Pop Tart!

Together: It's so freakin' good

Quagmire: Yeah!

Together: Have you ever put butter on a...

Audience: Pop Tart!

Together: If you haven't then I think you should

Quagmire: Pop Tart!

Peter: With butter?!

Uh...we're allowed to say the p word on this forum? I mean I get it's the actual medical term for...boy parts...but I did not see that coming.

(Line 14, counting the two top lines as two lines not one)

The first person to suggest the p-word is pop tart while trying to be funny will make me very angry.

Forgot that line was in there. So I redacted it. Good catch, Cyber!

I thought the rule was if it can be said on Prime Time American Network Television, it is safe. Family Guy is on Fox, and airs during Sunday Prime Time.

Yeah, well, I'd rather err on the side of caution and keep the G rating and all. Better to be safe than sorry!







 

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