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Screwed up Maxims

It just goes to show, that you can't read a horse by the book!

Pilates, pilates, this is our God now!

A hand in the basket, is worth a shepard's shilling. Try and take that one to heart.

People who live in glass houses spend a lot on curtains.

You give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. You teach a man to fish, you've just lot a hard earned customer.

You feed a man a fish, he eats for a day. You kill a man with a fish, you just made the front page news.

Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
-The late, great Sir Terry Pratchett

Light a man on fire, he'll sell you a fish, that he found on a horse. And then he'll put that horse in his hat.

Which goes to show you should never judge a gift horse by the teeth.


Amen. Also: Jesus.

Why did the chicken bake a cake? Because goldfish don't wear bow ties.

If you give a mouse a cookie, it's going to take a mile.







 

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