Its all fun and games when someone pokes an eye out.

When you bake a cake with a mouse, it will turn in to a cookie

When you bake a mouse into a cookie, you'll end up with a cake baked inside a chicken.

When you find a chicken in a duck, you know there's some kind of malevolence at play.

It was probably the mice.

All games are fun until someone pokes you with an eyeball.

It's all pokes until somebody games an eye.

Fun all games eye poke somebody when out.

When you put a mouse in a turtle, it probably has one eye.

The rights of the many outweigh the rights of the British.

Or something to that effect.

I killed a man and then buried him under the north oak groave in my neighbor's settlement.

That one isn't even a maxim, it's just true.

Hah! I'd rather play Russian roulette with all six barrels loaded.

It's like playing chambers will all six barrels loaded.

Don't put all your eggs in one cart if it's before the horse.