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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mordae View Post
If you give a mouse a cookie, it's going to take a mile.
When you bake a cake with a mouse, it will turn in to a cookie

Quote:
Originally Posted by DragonBarbarian View Post
When you bake a cake with a mouse, it will turn in to a cookie
When you bake a mouse into a cookie, you'll end up with a cake baked inside a chicken.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Scarecrow71 View Post
When you bake a mouse into a cookie, you'll end up with a cake baked inside a chicken.
When you find a chicken in a duck, you know there's some kind of malevolence at play.

It was probably the mice.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael Silverbane View Post
Its all fun and games when someone pokes an eye out.
All games are fun until someone pokes you with an eyeball.

It's all pokes until somebody games an eye.

Fun all games eye poke somebody when out.

Hah! I'd rather play Russian roulette with all six barrels loaded.

It's like playing chambers will all six barrels loaded.

Don't put all your eggs in one cart if it's before the horse.







 

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