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Screwed up Maxims

   
pins and needles - needles and pins

When a man marries his mattress is made of them.

Everything is airdroppable once. Twice if you can find all the pieces.

Does a bear crap in the woods? On my hands?

No, no, I crap on my hands. THERE'S CRAP ON MY HANDS! AAHHHHH!!!!

One potato, two potato, green fish, blue fish.

This game is easier when you drink

Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you can exploit his new skill to make yourself richer.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Turn a man into a shark, and you can feed his friend for several days.








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