155) I am not allowed to play a character who uses two-weapon fighting to wield whips
156) I am not allowed to play a warlock with Evard's Black Tentacles
157) I am not allowed to play an awakened Octopus
158) Perfom Bondage is NEVER a class skill, so obviously, I'm not allowed to use it in conjunction with whips, Evard's Black Tentacles or the Octopus in the previous
159) I'm not allowed to acknowledge whips, tentacles, Octopi, or squids in any form or fashion. In fact, let's add displacer beasts and anything else with tentacles to that list.
160) Regarding all of the previous, I am not allowed to use the book of Erotic Fantasies in conjunction with any of the previous, as it scares the other players
161) I am most definitely NOT allowed to use the Moe flaw with a tentacle focus when heading into the Underdark, the Ilithids are too terrified by me.
162) When playing a Halfling wizard who follows a god of Mischief, I am not allowed to use a Rod of Wonder, especially with 3 separate table of effects to roll on. Dumping a half ton of manure on a Hell Hound, and the party Warlock, while hilarious, smells really bad.