Non Sequitur

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Corrupt a Wish!

   
Granted. When you own absolutely nothing, there isn't anything a child can make a mess with.

I wish for my car to be repaired, in budget, on time, and with high quality.

Granted. It gets a complete frame-off restoration shortly after you default on the loan and it gets repossessed. Someone else is now driving what used to be your car.

I wish I was a mechanic.

Granted. You are a gaming mechanic, specifically the hidden blocks in hacked Mario levels that drop players into the pits. Everyone hates you.

I wish for a puppy.

Granted. HERE'S CUJO!!

I wish for my internet to work better at work.

Granted. You have just unleashed SkyNet.

I wish I was a terminator.

Granted... At least here are the arms. About the rest...


I wish for a hilarious joke.

Granted.. You hear a hilarious joke but you die laughing.

I wish for a bottomless 12 ounce sized mug of cider.

Granted. It has no bottom and holds nothing. It is still sized to hold 12 ounces though.

I wish for a good day of sleep.




 

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