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Best Character Quotes- now with 50% less context!

"A point of the finger w-would've worked j-just fine t-too...making me f-feel like an i-imbecile..."
<"You are an imbecile.">

From various tabletop sessions:

"I cast Dispel Magic on the oatmeal."

(DM) "Well, I suppose you can always choose to stop a human sacrifice after the human sacrifice. There will be less cultists around, you'll just have to pull the pieces together again."

"I'm tired of reflecting upon the socio-economic context that pushed NPC into criminality." (continues slaughtering an entire tavern of minions)

"This artefact is way too dangerous to keep around. We should hide it so it wouldn't fall into the wrong hands. Some place... secretive, and hard to reach, and probably protected by traps, and..."
(DM) "You mean, like the place you took it from?"

"Did you hear something about... nightgaunts?"
"Is it about my sister-in-law?"

(DM) "Are you trying to intimidate him?"
"Not at all, I was bluffing!"

"Once somebody told me, no-one is a prophet in his own country. I'm starting to feel at home all over the world."


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