@Chief Star

"This is Lara Lynn, coming to you live from the Meleager, where we're welcoming a few more dignitaries for the upcoming retirement ceremonies."

Lara and a cameraman pan up close to the dignitary approaching the ramp; the cameraman points his camera at the dignitary like a trained paparazzi journalistic professional, and Lara walks beside the gentleman, straightens her outfit with lightning-fast precision, places a small mic in front of the man and says,

"Hello sir and welcome to the Meleager's farewell voyage. Can you please tell us a story of the Meleager or its crew that you'll remember for the years to come?"

and the two news crew look on in anticipation, waiting for the new dignitary to say some parting words for the esteemed vessel...