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1001 things I'm not allowed to do.

   
3328: I am not allowed to kill player for being an old prick, cause DM prefers to do it himself

3330: I am not allowed to perform hyper-necromancy. The Neverborn take care of that themselves!


3331: I am not allowed to have my lawful evil cleric debate morality with the parties paladin until the paladins player starts crying...

3332. I am not allowed to look for pinky to try to take over the world.

3333: Corollary to 3332: I am not allowed to ignore, misconstrue, or pretend the obvious mouse in a man-robot suit is anything BUT a mouse in a man-robot suit. Further, I am REQUIRED to point this fact out, just like the giant man-sized chicken. HE'S JUST A CHICKEN IN A HAT!! CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S JUST A CHICKEN IN A HAT!!

3334: I am no longer allowed to play a dual-wielding ambidextrous Wemic with the Natural Weaponry feature and then ask why nobody else gets to act in combat.

3335: I am no longer allowed to make my characters backstory 12 pages in length.

3337: I am no longer allowed to have my brainy PC explain the villains plot to the rest of the players before the DM has begun enacting it.







 

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