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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

Chuck Norris forces Cthulhu to make insanity checks.

Chuck Norris doesnt have a chin. Behind his beard is another fist.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Baba Yaga is told Chuck Norris stories to scare her into behaving.

Chuck Norris is the only being to ever see more than 90% of Shaggy's True Power

Hastur is afraid to say "Chuck Norris" even once.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately he has never cried...


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