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Granted. Siberian moose are surprisingly charasmatic and stealthy, and you are thrown into a gulag with the rest of the enemies of the New Moose World Order.
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Death is but a door to another realm.
Here, let me hold that open for you.
Granted. Unfortunately, there is no one so stupid as the hero of a TV cartoon show (Villain's Handbook, Article 36), so the revolution never even makes it out of Pottsylvania before it is crushed, not by Boris (that would be bad-enov), but by Fearless Leader once again. I just hate episodes like this.
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Death is but a door to another realm.
Here, let me hold that open for you.
Granted. You are the only successful colonist on Luna; the world consumes itself in nuclear hellfire before anyone else can join you, and you die of oxygen deprivation a few years later as the life support systems fail, but you embrace death as a release from the maddening isolation as you stare at the scorched, lifeless Earth each morning.
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Death is but a door to another realm.
Here, let me hold that open for you.
Do you like fresh fish? It's fine at Finney's Diner,
Finney also has fresher fish, that's fresher and much finer,
But Finney's Fish just closed its doors, don't be such a whiner.
Posting schedule: If I'm not on a call at work, probably as fast as I can get to my phone.
Death is but a door to another realm.
Here, let me hold that open for you.