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Corrupt a Wish!

   
Granted. Siberian moose are surprisingly charasmatic and stealthy, and you are thrown into a gulag with the rest of the enemies of the New Moose World Order.

I wish for no more wishes.

Granted. You may never wish in this thread again.

I wish for the new Moose World Order to be aided by the Flying Squirrel Coalition.

Granted. Unfortunately, there is no one so stupid as the hero of a TV cartoon show (Villain's Handbook, Article 36), so the revolution never even makes it out of Pottsylvania before it is crushed, not by Boris (that would be bad-enov), but by Fearless Leader once again. I just hate episodes like this.

I wish for modern cartoons to be funnier.







 

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