Department of Extraordinary Investigations, Div 3
"Good morning, agents! You have been hand picked to become part of what may someday be known as the greatest governmental agency ever created...or quite possibly a disaster and an embarresment. Events have been unfolding as of late of a nature that we cannot explain. I cannot go into more detail than that unfortunately because we really don't know much. In truth, we are not a sanctioned arm of the US government. We are a 'project', created by an ambitious and visionary senator, clandestinely, to look into events that the FBI has written off as 'unsubstantiated'. Your plane leaves in an hour...good luck."