Mister Bubbles
Congratulations, Citizen! You have been promoted to Red Clearance! Along with your regular daily duties your are also going to be assigned to a Troubleshooter team! As you know Troubleshooters are the first line defenders against the communist mutant threat! Some of your duties may include hunting down a communist threat, terminating a confirmed mutant, or getting your Ultra Violet his coffee.
You will preform your regular daily duties as normal. When you are needed for your Troubleshooter duties you will receive a Mission Alert via your PDC. The Mission Alert will have a brief description of your mission along with the location of your mission briefing. Once you receive your Mission Alert, you will proceed, without delay, to your mission briefing location. Failure to report to the mission briefing in a timely manor is treason and you maybe subject to, but not limited to; fines, medication, brain scrubbing, reeducation, and/or termination.
Remember, stay alert and stay alive!
And now...A word from Friend Computer.
