“Ladies, gentlemen, and assorted genders of the Hyperthion Ring, welcome to the 470th Guythalonian!
We have a special treat for you today; an entirely new selection of challengers. Six fresh faces that we are sure will surprise and astonish you. Don’t be fooled by their apparently young age; these children are the offspring of the greatest heroes from across the multiverses. They have powers you won’t believe and would never suspect, and we have gathered them here, to compete in our many deadly challenges, for your viewing pleasure. Basic biological and biographical information on each of the contestants can be located in the information index. Today’s entertainment will be team challenges, and your betting orbs have been updated with all of the appropriate options. So, without further ado, let the games begin!”