Outbreak
A scary bit of news is coming out of Lake Buena Vista this weekend after the city police shot a naked man found eating another man's face. And several circumstances of the story have some people crying zombie.
The police were called in yesterday after the attacker was spotted on SR 535 near I-4, an intersection dangerously close to the center of all tourism, Disney World. When the attacker failed to back away at the officer's request, the officer shot the attacker.
Now it's one thing to eat another person, and it's quite another to eat another person and then continue eating after you've been shot. Witnesses claim the officer fired half a dozen shots before the attacker finally stopped. The attacker was killed, and the victim is currently in the hospital.
This is obviously a great tragedy, one that's left one man dead and another disfigured, and the police are theorizing cocaine psychosis rather than zombification as the cause of the attack. But residents of Lake Buena Vista, and the rest of the heart of Florida, can rest easy in the knowledge that the police are prepared to nip any zombie outbreaks in the bud...
