Ghostbusters: Open for Business
"Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night? Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? Have you or your family ever seen a spook, spectre or ghost? If the answer is "yes," then don't wait another minute. Pick up the phone and call the professionals...call the Ghostbusters. Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve all your supernatural elimination needs. We're ready to believe you. Franchises opening soon, call now for more details."
For 30 years the Ghostbusters have been the premiere paranormal investigation and elimination services, though the truth is told they have primarily been the only service to offer such. As of recently the boys in grey have decided to strike out in the franchise business and you, the lucky person that you are, have garnered enough funds, with a bit of financial support from the City of Chicago, to buy a franchise. Now if only someone would call…
