Are you an infrared laborer? Feeling alone? Hopeless? Powerless?
Do you sometimes dream of exposing the failings of others for your own glory and career advancement?
Does the expression "sanctity of human life" leave you feeling confused and angry?
Are you willing to violate your most innate core beliefs and values on the faintest pretext of professional duties?
Are you now, and have you always been, free of Communist tendencies, and any genetic abnormalities that might bestow superhuman abilities?
Well, then...you, fellow Citizen, might have what it takes to advance into the Red, and become a Troubleshooter! For more details, inquire within.