Adventurer's League DDAL-CGB

WELCOME TO ACQUISITIONS INCORPORATED!

(This letter does not constitute employment with Acquisitions Inc.)

You have been given the extraordinary opportunity¹, through your great fortune, to win acclaim and recompense² from the world-renowned adventuring company Acquisitions Inc.!

Your Instructor will assess your performance strictly, upholding the highest standards for the quality we expect from prospective interns. Your instructor will grade you on the following:

• Skill at arms

• Mastery of magic³

• Creativity and thinking outside of any boxes- surprise us!

• Courage and wisdom

• Love

• Creation of merchandising opportunities

• Ability to coin slogans and catchphrases

• Ability to complete your assigned mission: Determine whether cloud giant is honest. create everlasting peace.

Your instructor will use a highly innovative and soffisticated⁴ scoring system to assign points for your experiences. As you perform heroic feats of heroism and score these points of experience, you might⁵ advance in rank. The following ranks are possible:

Rank 1: Sub-Intern

Rank 2: Intern

Rank 3: Grand Intern

Rank 4: Sub-Employee

Membership has its privileges!⁶ Welcome!

1. We will notify your next of kin (5cp per member).

2. Probably not money exactly.

3. "Thievery is just another kind of magic." - Jim Darkmagic

4. This is a spelling of sophisticated that is even more soffisticated than "sophisticated".

5. At the instructor's discretion; bribery not encouraged (wink)

6. Privileges may look suspiciously like new, unpaid labor.