The Great Modron March

DESIGNATION: THE GREAT MODRON MARCH.

STATUS: C-C-chkt-C-COMMENCING.

AXIOM 1: The Great Wheel must be surveyed.

AXIOM 2: Chaos propagates where Order is not observed.

AXIOM 3: M-M-Measurement requires p-p-presence.

INPUT REQUIRED: All active units, Monodrone through Secundus.

DIRECTIVE: Abandon localized maintenance loops. Align vectors toward the nearest planar portal. Maintain a step frequency of exactly 1.000 Hz. Do n-n-not deviate for local terrain, local logic, or local mortality. Gather reconnaissance. Perform multiversal census. Report back to the P-P-P-P-ckkt-PRIMUS.

EQUATION: March = Order. Order = Imperative. To March = Imperative.

EXECUTE.

ATTENTION ALL PLANEWALKERS, PRIMES, BASHERS, BLOODS, AND BERKS! The Great Modron March is beginning! Once every 17 cycles (that's 289 years if you're clueless), the clockwork Modrons march out of Mechanus to survey the Great Ring...

But this is not that year! Yet, millions of polyhedral construct-beings are currently trampling through the Outer Planes, leaving chaos, confusion, and destruction in their wake! The Guvners are desperately combing through laws and cosmic cycles to see if they miscalculated the timeline. The Harmonium is on high alert, seeing the sudden unscheduled march of a million automatons as a threat to planar peace. The Xaosects... okay, they are ecstatic! The most lawful creatures in existence have broken their own perfect schedule? This proves that absolute cosmic law is a lie and chaos rules the multiverse!

And this one guy is just trying to find four or five amicable players willing to post a couple times a week!