noozoo

Sounds perverse, but yes, beating the bones!

Zum of Clan Torq Dwarven Barbarian 2 Chaotic Good | | AC: 19 | 18 HP: 33/40 +5Temp | Perception: +8 | Fort: +9 | Ref: +6 | Will: +8 Hero Points: 1 | Conditions: Avernal Fever -1 on all STR based rolls (incl attack and damage), Rage (5 temp HP, -1 AC, +4 rage fire dam) Wounds Treated (within last hr): me, Rok | Battle Medicined (today): Rok, Me, Mic, Janos Extra: GM should roll to notice unusual stonework anytime it is seen (at -2). Used: Zum looks at the moving bones and his patience has hit his limit. He roars in anger and starts slashing at the animated bones angrily and wantonly. (Three attacks). Attack ( Included -1 for Fever) Damage (Included -1 for Fever. 4 is ragefire) Attack (Included -1 for Fever) Damage (Included -1 for Fever. 4 is ragefire) Attack (Included -1 for Fever) Damage (Included -1 for Fever. 4 is ragefire)

Do it!

Zum watches mistrustfully for severed limbs trying to get away,

Zum of Clan Torq Dwarven Barbarian 2 Chaotic Good | | AC: 19 | 18 HP: 33/40 +5Temp | Perception: +8 | Fort: +9 | Ref: +6 | Will: +8 Hero Points: 1 | Conditions: Avernal Fever -1 on all STR based rolls (incl attack and damage), Rage (5 temp HP, -1 AC, +4 rage fire dam) Wounds Treated (within last hr): me, Rok | Battle Medicined (today): Rok, Me, Mic, Janos Extra: GM should roll to notice unusual stonework anytime it is seen (at -2). Used: Zum chases the last morlock into a room with a table and bones, along with his companions. He chops at it with Dragon (Sudden Charge). And again chops at it if it still stands (Attack). Attack ( Included -1 for Fever) Damage (Included -1 for Fever. 4 is ragefire) Attack (Included -1 for Fever) Damage (Included -1 for Fever. 4 is ragefire) Critical on 1st attack! Damage is doubled (so, add another 9) Correction: 2nd attack at -5, so a 14 to hit.

Is everthing okay? Waiting on the morlock...

"Zum catches one of the fleeing morlocks and chops off a leg. It tumbles to the ground and tries to crawl away before collapsing and going still." That morlock leg had a life of its own, albeit a very brief one.

It's the morlock's turn now, right?

Best of luck with your Cure Wounds.

Ouch, I feel for you. I have back issues too, being both tall and old.

Did Zum manage to move another Stride forward this round?

If Zum still has an action he'll keep chasing the other one. He saw two go by him, right?

Zum of Clan Torq Dwarven Barbarian 2 Chaotic Good | | AC: 19 | 18 HP: 33/40 +5Temp | Perception: +8 | Fort: +9 | Ref: +6 | Will: +8 Hero Points: 1 | Conditions: Avernal Fever -1 on all STR based rolls (incl attack and damage), Rage (5 temp HP, -1 AC, +4 rage fire dam) Wounds Treated (within last hr): me, Rok | Battle Medicined (today): Rok, Me, Mic, Janos Extra: GM should roll to notice unusual stonework anytime it is seen (at -2). Used: Zum sees the morlocks fleeing past him and he doesn't want to let them go, so he chases, hot on their heels (Stride ). He gives no quarter as he slashes at the first one he reaches (Two attacks). Attack ( Included -1 for Fever) Damage (Included -1 for Fever. 4 is ragefire) Attack ( Included -1 for Fever) Damage (Included -1 for Fever. 4 is ragefire) If the first one drops after the first attack, he'll keep chasing the other one, though he listens for his friends' behind him.

Try waiting for a while. For me, the roll appears after 30 or 40 seconds, even when the rest of the post is there. Plus, the dice summary (if enabled) shows the rolls immediately.

How thinly would you like it sliced?

Zum of Clan Torq Dwarven Barbarian 2 Chaotic Good | | AC: 19 | 18 HP: 33/40 +5Temp | Perception: +8 | Fort: +9 | Ref: +6 | Will: +8 Hero Points: 1 | Conditions: Avernal Fever -1 on all STR based rolls (incl attack and damage), Rage (5 temp HP, -1 AC, +4 rage fire dam) Wounds Treated (within last hr): me, Rok | Battle Medicined (today): Rok, Me, Mic, Janos Extra: GM should roll to notice unusual stonework anytime it is seen (at -2). Used: Zum, fed up with the leader's cowardly moves, rushes forward (Stride ), passing the lesser ones and slashing at the leader with Dragon (Sudden Attack). "Die, fiend!" He's confident (for some reason) that the others can take care of the.... others. Attack ( Included -1 for Fever) Damage (Included -1 for Fever. 4 is ragefire)

What am I, chopped liver?

Yes, I figured that was the new normal for 2e.

Yawp!

Flank you very much!

Done!

Zum of Clan Torq Dwarven Barbarian 2 Chaotic Good | | AC: 19 | 18 HP: 33/40 +5Temp | Perception: +8 | Fort: +9 | Ref: +6 | Will: +8 Hero Points: 1 | Conditions: Avernal Fever -1 on all STR based rolls (incl attack and damage), Rage (5 temp HP, -1 AC, +4 rage fire dam) Wounds Treated (within last hr): me, Rok | Battle Medicined (today): Rok, Me, Mic, Janos Extra: GM should roll to notice unusual stonework anytime it is seen (at -2). Used: Zum moves northward (2 moves) and slashes at the bow weilding morlock with Dragon (Sudden Attack), knowing his flanking will help his buddy be effective. Attack(flanking) (flanking so morlock's AC is 2 worse. Included -1 for Fever) Damage (Included -1 for Fever. 4 is ragefire) If the morlock drops, Zum continues in his pursuit of the leader; otherwise he attacks again (Attack). Attack(flanking) (flanking so morlock's AC is 2 worse. Included -1 for Fever) - if morlock still standing Damage (Included -1 for Fever. 4 is ragefire)

Yeah, we just watched that movie. First time for my wife - I'd been telling her for years she should see it, especially as she's a teacher.

Lol, a pair of 2s.

Zum of Clan Torq Dwarven Barbarian 2 Chaotic Good | | AC: 19 | 18 HP: 33/40 +5Temp | Perception: +8 | Fort: +9 | Ref: +6 | Will: +8 Hero Points: 1 | Conditions: Avernal Fever -1 on all STR based rolls (incl attack and damage), Rage (5 temp HP, -1 AC, +4 rage fire dam) Wounds Treated (within last hr): me, Rok | Battle Medicined (today): Rok, Me, Mic, Janos Extra: GM should roll to notice unusual stonework anytime it is seen (at -2). Used: Zum moves forward (Stride), summons his inner strength (Rage), and hurls the javelin at the Mworlock (Attack ), grunting a barbaric "YAWP!" at the same time. If this guy makes him sick again, Zum plans to be sure to vomit on him shortly thereafter. Attack Damage (4 is ragefire; -1 already removed from STR bonus for fever)