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Lance Warren

spacer.pngFailing to hide a snicker at Lucrezia's unfortunate beer-out-the-nose reaction, Lance scritches Bolt's head and points at the spilled beer. Immediately looking annoyed at the mess, the tidy-minded ferret floats out of her familiar satchel to hover over the table and scowls at both Lucrezia and Clamydia, gekkering at them both peevishly while waving her diminutive forelegs as the spilled beer begins cleaning itself.

"And now we'll end up with the cleanest table in the building. You'd think she'd make a decent maid for hire the way she can't stand sitting around in a place that isn't clean, but once she starts cleaning an area any and all fruit mysteriously goes missing," Lance muses. Pausing to consider, he continues, "And honey, and pastries, and generally anything sweet."

Pulling a single strawberry from his personal storage with a flourish of his hand like a street performer finishing a parlor trick, he gently places it on the table directly behind Bolt, out of her immediate view. As the ferret continues to monitor the cleaning process of her magic, she eventually spots the strawberry and goes very still. Eyes darting around, she nonchalantly drifts to hover directly over the strawberry, her altitude shifting as she drifts down 'casually'. As she gets within range of the strawberry, she lets out an exaggerated yawn, stretching her long body and tiny limbs out over the strawberry as she does an aileron roll...and there it went, the strawberry zipping into her tiny backpack as the rotation puts them directly in line with one another and it disappears completely into the container despite the container not looking nearly large enough to contain the entire fruit.

"As I said. A complete mystery. One of life's great questions, quite impossible to solve, I'm afraid," Lance commented dryly as he raised an eyebrow at the ferret pretending very hard she had no idea what he was talking about, continuing her cleaning efforts as if nothing happened and pointedly ignoring Lance's words.


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Mechanics & Statblocks

 

Lance Actions

Bolt Actions
  • Free Action(s): N/A
  • Move Action: N/A
  • Standard Action: N/A
  • Full-Round Action: N/A
  • Readied Action: N/A
  • Conditional Immediate Action: N/A

Misc: N/A

  • Free Action(s): N/A
  • Move Action: N/A
  • Standard Action: N/A
  • Full-Round Action: N/A
  • Readied Action: N/A
  • Conditional Immediate Action: N/A

Misc: Uses Cantrip to clean the spilled beer.


Statblocks

Lance Warren
spacer.pngMale C/N Human Witch 1|Incanter 4 // Alchemist 1|Conscript 4, Level 5, Init +4, HP 63/63, SP 20/20, Speed 30' Land
AC 25, Touch 15, Flat-footed 20, CMD 18, Fort 6, Ref 9, Will 6, CMB Variable, Base Attack Bonus +4
Telekinetic Greatsword Bludgeon +10 (3d6+1, 19-20/x2, 25' Range)
Unarmored Training, Improved Force Shield (+4 Armor, +4 Shield, +4 Dex, +2 Natural)
Ongoing Effects Orbit (Empty), Vagabond Nick (Stance)
Other Defenses Spell Resistance 16, Fast Healing 2, DR 2/Silver
Notable Modifiers  Detect/Disarm Traps (+21), Steal/Disarm (+20), Stealth (+20), Open Locks (+17), Perception (+12)
Senses Auto Trap Checks (10'), Darkvision (60'), Keen Senses (20'), Low-Light Vision, Tremorsense (30')


Bolt
spacer.pngFemale C/N Ferret Familiar Level 5, Init +3, HP 29/29, SP 7/7, Speed 40' Land, 20' Hover
AC 24, Touch 18, Flat-footed 20, CMD +2, Fort 6, Ref 8, Will 6, CMB 0, Base Attack Bonus +4
Ordan's Clockwork Mantle +13 (2d6+1, 19-20/x2, 120' Range)
Tail Slap +12 (1d2, 20/x2)
Unarmored Training (+4 Armor, +4 Size, +4 Dex, +2 Natural)
Notable Modifiers  Stealth (+27), Perception (+10)
Ongoing Effects Shaped Veil (1)
Senses Darkvision (60')

 

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Lance Warren

spacer.pngFailing to hide a snicker at Lucrezia's unfortunate beer-out-the-nose reaction, Lance scritches Bolt's head and points at the spilled beer. Immediately looking annoyed at the mess, the tidy-minded ferret floats out of her familiar satchel to hover over the table and scowls at both Lucrezia and Clamydia, gekkering at them both peevishly while waving her diminutive forelegs as the spilled beer begins cleaning itself.

"And now we'll end up with the cleanest table in the building. You'd think she'd make a decent maid for hire the way she can't stand sitting around in a place that isn't clean, but once she starts cleaning an area any and all fruit mysteriously goes missing," Lance muses. Pausing to consider, he continues, "And honey, and pastries, and generally anything sweet."

Pulling a single strawberry from his personal storage with a flourish of his hand like a street performer finishing a parlor trick, he gently places it on the table directly behind Bolt, out of her immediate view. As the ferret continues to monitor the cleaning process of her magic, she eventually spots the strawberry and goes very still. Eyes darting around, she nonchalantly drifts to hover directly over the strawberry, her altitude shifting as she drifts down 'casually'. As she gets within range of the strawberry, she lets out an exaggerated yawn, stretching her long body and tiny limbs out over the strawberry as she does an aileron roll...and there it went, the strawberry zipping into her tiny backpack as the rotation puts them directly in line with one another and it disappears completely into the container despite the container not looking nearly large enough to contain the entire fruit.

"As I said. A complete mystery. One of life's great questions, quite impossible to solve, I'm afraid," Lance commented dryly as he raised an eyebrow at the ferret pretending very hard she had no idea what he was talking about, continuing her cleaning efforts as if nothing happened and pointedly ignoring Lance's words.


OOC & Notes

N/A

Mechanics & Statblocks

 

Lance Actions

Bolt Actions
  • Free Action(s): N/A
  • Move Action: N/A
  • Standard Action: N/A
  • Full-Round Action: N/A
  • Readied Action: N/A
  • Conditional Immediate Action: N/A

Misc: N/A

  • Free Action(s): N/A
  • Move Action: N/A
  • Standard Action: N/A
  • Full-Round Action: N/A
  • Readied Action: N/A
  • Conditional Immediate Action: N/A

Misc: Uses Cantrip to clean the spilled beer.


Statblocks

Lance Warren
spacer.pngMale C/N Human Witch 1|Incanter 4 // Alchemist 1|Conscript 4, Level 5, Init +4, HP 63/63, SP 20/20, Speed 30' Land
AC 25, Touch 15, Flat-footed 20, CMD 18, Fort 6, Ref 9, Will 6, CMB Variable, Base Attack Bonus +4
Telekinetic Greatsword Bludgeon +10 (3d6+1, 19-20/x2, 25' Range)
Unarmored Training, Improved Force Shield (+4 Armor, +4 Shield, +4 Dex, +2 Natural)
Ongoing Effects Orbit (Empty), Vagabond Nick (Stance)
Other Defenses Spell Resistance 16, Fast Healing 2, DR 2/Silver
Notable Modifiers  Detect/Disarm Traps (+21), Steal/Disarm (+20), Stealth (+20), Open Locks (+17), Perception (+12)
Senses Auto Trap Checks (10'), Darkvision (60'), Keen Senses (20'), Low-Light Vision, Tremorsense (30')


Bolt
spacer.pngFemale C/N Ferret Familiar Level 5, Init +3, HP 29/29, SP 7/7, Speed 40' Land, 20' Hover
AC 24, Touch 18, Flat-footed 20, CMD +2, Fort 6, Ref 8, Will 6, CMB 0, Base Attack Bonus +4
Ordan's Clockwork Mantle +13 (2d6+1, 19-20/x2, 120' Range)
Tail Slap +12 (1d2, 20/x2)
Unarmored Training (+4 Armor, +4 Size, +4 Dex, +2 Natural)
Notable Modifiers  Stealth (+27), Perception (+10)
Ongoing Effects Shaped Veil (1)
Senses Darkvision (60')

 

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