When no one picks up the box, Popsicle eagerly waddles forth, hoisting the potent parcel aloft on his little birdy-back like Atlas holding the World...setting his merchandise aside for the moment. "*grunt* Don't worry guys I got this...what in the world is that?!??" he shouts in horror, pointing over your shoulder.
(editing in rolls)
DC 16 Insight
The oldest trick in the book, obviously this incarnation of midnight desires your gaze to move elsewhere for nefarious purposes.
Indeed, Popsicle is part of the 'new recruits' for today and is going through the same training regimen as you, as are a few other unnamed NPCs.