Ruler: Titania
Diplomacy: 7 | Military: 5 | Economy: 3 | Faith: 2 | Intrigue: 6
Ground Units: 3 Space Units: 1 Treasure: 1
Stat Growth: +1 Mil, +1 Int
Alright, I've put so much, we've put so much work into this. Don't blow it now. Debut night, go. Live in 5... 4... . ... . ... . ...
Hello! Holly Hakurei Heliotrope, slinging thrills to every corner of the Heliosphere. Allow me to introduce our program list while we put on some cool jazz and hot musical numbers in the background.
First up is Dopamine Dessert, a program about finding various cute animals across all of Sansar, and eventually beyond. We've got the crew on the luxury tours along our kaiju migration, scoping every corner for a curated list of novel and popular beasties from inside the belly of the biggest beast you'll ever see.
Next is Rampaging Robowars, a system where you, yes you, viewers, can craft machines to cage fight against each other in molten combat. Do you think you've got what it takes to become robonaut champion? Do you think you can find an exploit in our rules and cheese your way to the top? The meta will be Sansarhaking.
We have the Kaiju Migration, which is our seasonly tour around the system, where we collect persons of interest for competitions and tourism. Literally the finest travel you can get in all the galaxy, especially with prime tier tickets. Especially good for building up the e sports scene, where we gather people up from different corners of the empire to compete against each other in real time, with no latency compared to regular internet, let alone attempting to do it over the InterPlaNet.
Dopamine Dessert
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A segment about the creatures known as skyju, a resident of the broadcasts very own Moonsoul Mountains. Specifically the wilds that contain it. Despite being often smaller than a spaceball, they nevertheless can assimilate objects many times their size and hold powerful elemental powers under their cute facade.
Plushies sold in [Stores Now], plushies are not actual skyju, do be careful about mistaking a real skyju for a plushie.
Coming from Burtzland, observing the wildlife and trees, we have birds. Birds of some kind, we've yet to specify a name. But they're exotic and this is when we're scoping them out. [Enter a chat] to vote on what you think the most entertaining name we can use for this creature is (wrong answers only).
Kittens, don't you just love them? The war within Upleft Chonkia has left a lot of animals without homes, and the Jy'mar can't use them all as mounts. Go ahead and browse all the images, curated and modified for maximum cuteness value. If you're so inclined, buy a kitten today [/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\], (bid while supplies last).